I'm in several moods. One is still depressive. I got a 95 on my biostats test, so boo on me being a stupid shit. One is painful, because I have this splitting headache and I have to be at work for another 2 hours (boo). Another is pensive, as in how the hell I'm supposed to make this semester work for me.
Finally, I'm in the mood to do a survey!!!
1. I'm sure we all know what your name is... so, tell us what your boss' name.
Tony at the LTC, Lisa in the lab, and Kelli at the hospital
2. Do you actually read your friends' surveys, or do you just copy paste them?
I read them as I edit their answers out and put mine in
3. Are you addicted to sex?
Oh yes. I'm even having it right now...only not.
4. Would you ever take back your ex?Not
I've never had an ex, so this is no issue for me.
5. Do you consider yourself a deep thinker?
Yes, but all my deep thoughts suck
6. Name two people who you are close with.
No one, I'm extremely private
7. Which one of those 2 people would you eat first, if you were starving?
I'd be screwed since I don't have anyone
8. How many red shirts would you say you own, off the top of your head?
five
11. How old will you be in 2021?
34 (shit, I'd be old)
12. Would you rather be tone deaf or color blind?:
I already am tone deaf and partially color blind (I have a real hard time telling the difference between dark blue and purple)
13. When do you think is the proper time in a relationship to give the other person your business card?:
I don't have one.
14. When you were a kid, which comic strip was your favorite?
By far Calvin and Hobbes
15. You can only wear a sock on one foot for the rest of your life... which foot is it?
I don't care, but the other foot gets cut off.
16. How many words can you make out of the letters of your name?:
Since my name only has 3 letters, the only possible combinations are:
ARY, AYR, RYA, YAR, YRA, and RAY. Of those six, only RAY is a word.
17. How do you feel about fake plants?:
I HATE fake plants. Memorial Hospital spent almost $100,000 on five of them.
18. What is your obsessive compulsion?
1. Being a grade whore
2. Worrying about school
19. What do you think the odds are of the person who posted this before you becoming a rock star?:
0
20. Do you know what the heck the difference is between the statements "we're just dating" and "we're together"?:t
I don't really care if there is one or not.
21. When you think, do you see the words that you are thinking in your mind, as if they were being written down?:
No and yes. Sometimes I think with just images, other times with sounds, and other times using words in a whole variety of languages
22. If a person is brought up speaking both Spanish and English in equal amounts and equally fluently, which language do they think in?
Speaking as someone who is able to speak the two languages in relatively equal amounts, I'll tell you that people tend to think in both. Actually, I'm already picking up on the thinking in French thing too.
23. Does it make you uncomfortable when people ask you your shoe size?:
no, because society's conception is that since I have feet the size of Ronald McDonald then I am this massive tank engine of testosterone. I can live with that
24. Would you feel guilty about cheating on your taxes if you got away with it?
No. I have no guilt
25. You are walking on the beach when suddenly you find a genie lamp. You rub it, and out pops the genie. He proclaims that he is so thankful to you for letting him out after thousands of years that he gives you three wishes. What do you think he did with his time while he was in there?:
The genie's a man. Man's alone for thousands of years without getting any? I think we can all tell where this is going.
26. If you had braces, would you put little diamonds on your brackets and call them your "grill"?:
No way dood. You could break them that way and those braces cost thousands of dollars
27. If you could sleep with your ex one last time, would you?:
No ex, no sex.
28. Which is worse... someone blowing cigarette smoke in your face, or kissing someone who has dip in their mouth?:
I think the second sounds worse
29. Had you ever answered any of these questions before?:
Definitely the foot size one
30. Have you ever thought about getting your lip pierced?:
Lip, no. Eyebrow/Ear yes
31. Who were you with last night?
I was at chez moi last night
32. What woke you up this morning?:
The goddamn alarm clock
33. What's above you?:
A ceiling
34. You have 24 hours to live... what are you going to wear?!?!?:
If I've only got 24 hours to live and I'm still a virgin, do you seriously think I'm going to be wearing any clothes? Well, I would be.
35. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?:
In a deadend job making like $5 an hour and realizing that I have wasted my entire life thinking that by being Mr. Work Hard and Sacrifice Everything that it would get me anywhere.
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