1. I've come to realize that my boobs..don't exist because I'm a man

2. I've come to realize that when I talk...I rarely make coherent sense anymore because I speak in spastic tones

3. I've come to realize that when I love someone...well, except I don't.

4. I've come to realize that I need...some damn A's, because I'm a grade whore

5. I've come to realize that I have lost...my mind? No, um, I think that in recent months I lost what little self respect I had built up over the last year

6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...I have to admit that I cannot do it all.

7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...it may be the end of the world because I'd be so bonkers that matter would fold in on itself.

8. I've come to realize that money...fucking sucks.

9. I've come to realize that people...ditto.

10. I've come to realize that I'll always be...disappointed in myself because I'll never be able to do all those things that I thought I would be able to do when I was younger.

11. I've come to realize that I have a crush on...chocolate

12. I've come to realize that the opposite sex is...judgmental and suspicious for sure, far too prone to emotional outbursts, stupid for staying with abusive men, and forgetful of the sacrifices that their ancestors and women all over the world have had to fight for. I think women of my generation are complacent. Successful [much more so than men], but complacent.

13. I've come to realize that my cell phone is...a nuisance. I hate the goddamn thing

14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...there were 6 inches of snow. In April.

15. I've come to realize that before I go to sleep at night...that that genetics lab that has been haunting me all week needs to be FINISHED!

16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking about...all the things I need to finish in the next 100 hours--a presentation, a thesis draft, etc.

17. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...it's just not worth it

18. I've come to realize that today I...am really approaching total burnout stage. My brain is starting to not work, and my energy is constantly decreasing.

19. I've come to realize that tonight I will...obviously finish my genetics lab. That may take me the rest of the night. If not, then I suppose that I could get started on my bioseminar presentation.

20. I've come to realize that tomorrow I will...go to genetics lab, go make sure my cells aren't dead, get paid (woot) and finally go to work at the hospital for 8 hours, more or less.

21. I've come to realize that I really want to...get into graduate school and then have 1000000 majors.

23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost... doesn't exist?