Procrastinating

1. The phone rings. Who do you want it to be? I want it to be for someone else, so I don't have to talk. I absolutely, without discrimination, hate telephones.

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart? People who leave carts in parking lots should be shot.

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener? I like to mix it up, but when I talk, I mostly talk about other people.

4. Do you take compliments well? Almost never. I downplay everything. If someone says "wow, you have four majors" I say "it's not five" and if they say "wow, you're smart" I say "not like other people". I could always be better.

5. Do you play Sudoku? Occasionally

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive? I doubt it, because I don't have the heart to kill something, and at some point I would jsut go insane.

7. Do you like nipple rings? Why would someone do that to their bodies?

8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid? Never.

9. What was your favorite game as a kid? Video game: Shining Force or Sonic, board game, I think it was Monopoly.

10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married what would you do? I despise the thought of any person pursuing me. I would dash their hopes immediately.

11. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you? I couldn't date anyone period.

12. Do you like to pursue or be pursued? I hate the thought of both

13. Use three words to describe yourself? Skeptical, Reserved, apathetic

14. Do any songs make you cry? Not really, I haven't cried in years. I've kind of eliminated the emotion.

15. Are you continuing your education? Yes. I am going to do graduate work, because a Bachelor's degree without anything else is a sign of substandard work ethics and self loathing.

16. Do you know how to shoot a gun? No, but I would like to own one.

17. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed? Firstly, that should say "grab" instead of "grabbed". The question splits the verb "would grab", and "would grabbed" does not exist. I would get a grammar book to beat the pants of whoever came up with that question. Colorado Springs is not well known for its fire safety recently.

18. How often do you read books?I read school books pretty much all the time (when I'm not procrastinating).

19. Do you think more about the past, present or future?Future. Past is irrelevant, and present is obviously kind of boring.

20. Favorite children's book? Anyone whose favorite book was not either Dr. Seuss or Goodnight Moon needs to be beaten.

21. What color are your eyes?Blue. Precisely, royal blue.

22. How tall are you? About six feet, two inches.

23. Do you have a crush on 'Dave the Goofy Professor' from GoofyAuctions.com?
I have never heard of this individual.

24. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth? No

25. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden? Probably 5 years ago.

26. Where was the furthest place you traveled today? School

27. Do you like mustard? I absolutely love mustard. I eat it with any kind of potato product, fish, and chicken.

28. Do you prefer to sleep or eat? Eating, because that gives me more pleasure.

29. Do you look like your mom or dad? I look a heck of a lot like my great-grandfather, supposedly, so more of my looks come from my dad's side of the family. Understandable.

30. How long does it take you in the shower? Actually bathing, probably 5 minutes. Doing everything assoiciated with it, like shaving, etc. is probably 30 minutes.

31. Can you do the splits? No

32. What movie do you want to see right now? NOTES ON A SCANDAL.

33. What did you do for New Year's? Slept, and watched Boise State vs. Oklahoma.

34. Do you think The Grudge was scary? I have never seen that movie.

35. Do you own a camera phone?No.

36. Was your mom a cheerleader? No.

37. What's the last letter of your middle name? S.

38. How many hours of sleep do you get a night? Between 6 and 8

39. Do you like care bears? No.

40.What do you buy at the Movies? I normally don't go to see movies. Too expensive.

41. Do you know how to play poker? Yes.

42.Do you wear your seatbelt? Yes.

43. What do you wear to sleep? Pajama pants and whatever shirt I had on that day.

44. Anything big ever happen in your hometown? We won getting USAFA and the Olympic Training thing here. Volunteers from the area helped defeat Texans at Glorieta Pass.

45. Is your tongue pierced? No, and that's even more unhealthy than the nipple piercing thing, because it exposes all kinds of metals to your body and supposedly degrades your teeth.

46. Do you like Liver and Onions? I like my liver inside my body perfectly fine, and I like onions inside my body as well, because htey taste very nicely and I love how after I eat them, I smell like them. (I have no idea why)

47. Are you in love?Not even a little bit, and not ever.

48. Do you like funny or serious people better? Serious people, who have an appreciation for work. Funny people think that work is not as significant.

49. Ever been to L.A.? Only twice, and both times I hardly remember it.

50. Do you visit GoofyAuctions.com daily?No. Never even heard of it.

51. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads? Library?

52. Do you hate chocolate? Milk chocholate makes me sick, so I eat Dark Chocolate

53. What do you and your parents fight about the most? Probably money

54. Are you a gullible person?I trust no one.

55. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy? I believe people would be happier if they did not have amorous relationships.

56. If you could have any job (assuming you have the skills) what would it be?Honestly? I would be a Renaissance man, an expert in everything.

57. Are you easy to get along with? No. I may be the most difficult person to get along with.

58. What is your favorite time of day?it depends on the day.